I understand Purina will be the cater for the wedding.
Misty Dawn
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CALLING...All One-liners...we all need a good laugh !
by Rabbit inwith all the seriousness lately...come on... loosen up a little.
make somebody smile.... things to think about:.
i'll start it off...last night i played a blank tape at full blast.
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Misty Dawn
I had amnesia once - maybe twice.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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CALLING...All One-liners...we all need a good laugh !
by Rabbit inwith all the seriousness lately...come on... loosen up a little.
make somebody smile.... things to think about:.
i'll start it off...last night i played a blank tape at full blast.
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Misty Dawn
What is the speed of dark???
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The Pope and da Queen
by Misty Dawn inthe pope and the queen of england are on the same stage at an anglican and catholic commemoration of the anglo-irish accords - the crowd is huge - thousands.
her majesty and his holiness can't help but have a little rivalry - both being heads of churches and all.
the queen says to the pope, "did you know that with just one little wave of my hand i can make every english person in the crowd go wild?
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Misty Dawn
The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords - the crowd is huge - thousands. Her Majesty and His Holiness can't help but have a little rivalry - both being heads of churches and all.
The Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd.
Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen,"Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with one little wave of MY hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy? Their joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep int
The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage at an Anglican and Catholic commemoration of the Anglo-Irish accords - the crowd is huge - thousands. Her Majesty and His Holiness can't help but have a little rivalry - both being heads of churches and all.
The Queen says to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Englishman in the crowd.
Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be outdone by someone wearing a worse frock and hat than he, considers what he could do. So the Pope says to the Queen,"Your Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with one little wave of MY hand I can make every Irish person in the crowd go crazy with joy? Their joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice - they will recount it to their grandchildren and they to their descendants.
The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope slapped her .
o their hearts, and they will speak forever of this day and rejoice - they will recount it to their grandchildren and they to their descendants.
The Queen seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope slapped her .
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Saddam For Pres?
by Satanus insaddams lawyer said that saddam wants to run in the upcoming iraq elections.
wtf?
he says that 42% of iraqis want him back.
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Misty Dawn
I am a senior citizen.
During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job.
I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes.
Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse.
I lost my job.
I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War.
I lost my homes.
I lost my health insurance.
As a matter of fact I lost virtually everything and became homeless.
Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me.
I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year.
Bush has to go.
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Mexico churches find way to jam cellphones, what do you think?
by DaCheech in.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002041566_celljam21.html
using military gear!
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Misty Dawn
Now if there was a way to shut down those obnoxious auto stereo's when they pull up along side of you...I'd pay a fortune.MD
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The consequences of drinking and driving
by Kenneson inanother example of a tragic death caused by one driving under the influence of alcohol surfaces in san diego.
the death of natalie fuentes should not have happened.
she was a j.w.. see "dui-linked death is twice devastating.
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Misty Dawn
Hello friends,
I work as a trauma and triage specialist and see the devastation caused by drinking and driving. In a town of about 200,000 and during a 30-36 hour shift, I am involved with about 4 per shift. It takes a terrible toll on familys, friends, medics, doctors and everyone involved. I do not know the answer...sometimes I feel there is none to this growing problem. Please be safe out there and remember to buckle up.
Misty Dawn
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U.S. trade deficit widens, hitting a record
by Simon inouch !.
things seem to be going really pear shaped and picking up steam:.
pitiful job growth in july, a sagging stock market and now this ... what has gone wrong with the us economy?
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Misty Dawn
Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine?
A. A jet engine eventually stops whining. -
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This explains alot
by SheilaM inboth young and old.. .
to fight for our freedom,.
to stand and be bold.. .
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Misty Dawn
Sorry, I left a line out.........
I watched the flag pass by one day,
It fluttered in the breeze.
A young Marine saluted it,
And then he stood at ease.I looked at him in uniform
So young, so tall, so proud,
With hair cut square and eyes alert
He?d stood out in any crowd.I thought how many men like him
Had fallen through the years.
How many died on foreign soil
How many mothers? tears.How many pilots? planes shot down?
How many died at sea
How many foxholes were soldiers? graves?
No, freedom isn?t free.I heard the sound of Taps one night,
When everything was still,
I listened to the bugler play
And felt a sudden chill.I wondered just how many times
That Taps had meant ?Amen,?
When a flag had draped a coffin,
Of a brother or a friend.I thought of all the children,
Of the mothers and the wives,
Of fathers, sons and husbands
With interrupted lives.I thought about a graveyard
At the bottom of the sea
Of unmarked graves in Arlington,
No, freedom isn?t free.